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LynchedJohNNY

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Detroit, MI
Job: Recruiter

A randy marsupial named Reeves Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees When they'd asked him for money He'd say "Listen honey A koala eats bushes and leaves."

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4/22/07

Level: 26
Aura: Fab

Rank: Staff Sergeant
Blams: 1,380
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Exp. Points: 7,060 / 7,510
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Voting Pow.: 6.74 votes

BBS Posts: 3,325 (3.39 per day)
Flash Reviews: 173
Music Reviews: 8
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Score: 3
American Truck

"Completely Unrealistic."

submission: American Truck
date: 15 hours ago

First off, eighteen wheelers pivot on their "fifth wheel" where as the truck in this game drove like a french stick.
Semi trucks do not accelerate that quickly nor do they stop that fast.
All in all it could be a fun game but I drove for a living so I'm a bit hyper critical of the game ;D

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Score: 8
: Hammers & Floodlights :

"I knew people did that on purpose."

date: July 10, 2009

I absolutely HATE when all lanes are blocked by slowskis and you can't get around them.
The left most lane on the highway around my area is considered the 'fast lane' or the passing lane so going slow in that lane is a very good way to get put off the road.
Love the movies, keep 'em coming.

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Score: 3
Random Sprite Movie 2

"Poor conversion quality."

date: May 31, 2009

I noticed that you and a few pals had made this for youtube then converted it into a .swf for Newgrounds. The conversion was poorly done as the voices were very metallicy and the image very pixelated making it unwatchable.

Try Prism Video Converter instead, it's free and leaves no watermark.

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Score: 1
monkey stickvscrane stick

"Lacking story line."

date: May 31, 2009

I understand it's only a simple flash but two stick figures fighting in a choppy DBZ style scene dose not really give the viewer any reason to watch more than once.

If you spend a little more time on the FPS it'll be smoother, not so choppy.
Good luck on your next submission!

May 31, 2009

Author's Response:

yea ill do that

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Score: 3
laberinto game!

"Needs english instructions."

submission: laberinto game!
date: May 31, 2009

Seems like a nice simple game but as an English only speaker I can't understand the instructions thus limiting your chances of having decent feedback.

As so far the game if you could rerelease the game in an English version that would be appreciated.

May 31, 2009

Author's Response:

I believe(create) that hare

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Score: 6
Rocket Car Game

"Lacks goals and Objectives."

submission: Rocket Car Game
date: May 6, 2009

The game was fairly well made for a beginner with no real glitches I could find but; how was I to know what the "transporter" is to win the game?
You should include in your next game a "Heads up display" allowing you to see where you are in a level.

May 20, 2009

Author's Response:

Your life lacks goals and objectives

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Score: 10
The Lazer Collab Reloaded

"Over far too soon!"

date: November 9, 2008

The last bit nearly had me rolling on the floor!
Absolutely great and a few of you contributors actually threw me off!

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Score: 10
GhostFight-BOS-Part1

"You have got to be shitting me!"

date: April 27, 2008

That was so fucking awesome that I almost wet my self in excitement.
The only thing missing is the story line, I mean; who are the fighters and why are they fighting?
Makes me want to see part2 right now so I can find out.
And what does BOS mean?

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Score: 10
WhiteboardWar: ChopRaider

"I agree with dozyrabbit."

date: April 25, 2008

This game is so good I'd like to have the download version so I can play it on my PC /.

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Score: 3
Zeld's Mouse Maze

"Found a problem!"

submission: Zeld's Mouse Maze
date: April 13, 2008

When I first started playing it went smoothly but after the first time I died it would only say "Game Over" every time I tried to restart.

I even closed the game window and tried to play again but it still would say "Game Over"
Looked like an alright game but I hardly got a chance to play it.

April 13, 2008

Author's Response:

Say what? Did you hit "Try Again?". Because that was a button.

I really don't know why it did that for you; it seems to work fine.

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